John Waters Thinks K-Fed Is The Winner

Only the King Of Kitsch John Waters would crown Kevin Federline the winner in the Brit Spilt:

You don’t see him out there getting out of limousines and flashing his shaved crotch. What did he do that was so wrong? [Britney] is the idiot. She’s the one who gave him the Ferrari."

He has a point though. Kevy got two years of all the Colt 45 and weed he could smoke by the pool, someone else to take care of his 4 kids, cars, a really terrible rap "career"(I use that term loosely, like Paria Hilton’s ladyhole loose), that car with the customized rims and who knows what else? All Britney got was 2 kids, a complete downward spiral, and some little rubber bands from the ends of his cornrows clogging up the bathroom sink