Madge’s Buyer Remorse

 

Madonna’s new son isn’t the Kabbahlah Strung Out Angel she anticipated:

As for how David is adjusting to being with the family: "He’s a champion tantrum thrower," says Madonna, who joked with Letterman about having the same first name as her son. "By the way, do you like his name? King David, we call him."

Yes, and it’s quite frustrating for poor Maddy to yell at the nanny to get her ass up those stairs and shut that child up with some holistic organic wheat gluten soy free range animal crackers because if she doesn’t get some rest before her yoga trainer comes there will be HELL to pay because how can she let the Botox in her face settle when there is so much noise? The nerve.