Cameron And Justin’s Golden Globes Fight

Cammie, Cammie, Cammie. What are you doing? First you show up at the GG’s looking like Barbie’s Wedding Cake and then you get into a fight with your ex because he’s flirting with Captain of the White Girl Bootyliscious Team Jessica Biel? Not very Rico Suave.

Diaz walked away, Timberlake followed, and the two were soon spotted engaged in an intense 40-minute face-off in a side room. Diaz reemerged looking composed, but not before Timberlake held his head in his hands and, says a witness, “slammed his fist (down) into a cabinet.”

Leave the Sexy Back, babe. This is way beneath you and your sometimes scary clown mouth, you should be out having fun and shopping with girlfriends who will pour bottles of Veuve Cliquot down your throat while you make funny little collages out of tabloids of JT from when he was awkward and fugly on The Mickey Mouse Club. Whatever you do, don’t mess with Jessica Biel. Her ass will gouge your eyes out and replace them SuperBounce balls if you aren’t careful.

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