Kim Kardashian Likes Water Sports

Naw, not anything like Water Polo or Ballet. We’re talking the good old fashioned pasttime of getting peed on. Are you horny yet? Because nothing makes me wetter than urine. That’s not even an ironic lie.

A source has confirmed that the sex tape starring Paris Hilton’s best friend Kim Kardashian and Ray J is real and features water sports (which is code for peeing on people). Several porn companies are negotiating the rights to the tape, and SugarDVD has offered Kim $2 million to sell it. Paris is allegedly against the deal, which is part of the reason the tape hasn’t been sold yet.

I predict this will sell many more copies that One Night In Paris, mainly because Paris is nowhere to be found on the tape. Oh, and Kim Kardashian’s boobs are a sight to behold. Check out more of Kim’s cleavage shoved into what suspiciously looks like one of my BodySlimmer girdles after the jump.