
Now, I am all for smiling. Smiling is great! Nobody likes a Goth Girl whose teeth haven’t seen the light of day since the 80’s. It’s just that when your mouth takes up 90% of the real estate on your face? Like Emmy Rossum’s kisser does? Maybe you should just tone it down to a demure smirk or something. It’s just a suggestion. I’m not even going to say anything about her little Wednesday Addams dress.

Except that she looks like Wednesday Addams. I’ll shut up now.