Paris Hilton Exposed

So the guy who bought that storage locker full of Paris Hilton’s dead Kinkajour Honeybears and expired bottles of Herpes medication has set up a website that charges viewers around 40 bucks for a peep at what’s inside. If you happen to be one of those people who is going to shell out your hard earned dollars to see something you can Google for free, then I invite you to my personal seminar on timeshares in the lovely country of Darfur.

I’m not really sure how much more exposed Paris can get. At this point, she’d have to be turned inside out in a MRI body scan to show us something new.