Rosie’s At It Again

Rosie O’Donnell has an itch against Daytime Doyennes and it will not be satiated until it has been scratched raw like the skin between her ample thighs. She attacked Oprah Winfrey for her controversial interview with kidnapping victim Shawn Hornbeck. Hornbeck was allegedly held in captivity for 4 years by Michael Devlin before being discovered along with another kidnapping victim, Ben Ownby. Rosie loaded her guns and fired them at O for her supposed exploitation of the teenager. Um, I think the dude that kidnapped him at gunpoint is the exploiter? I don’t know. I don’t spend my every waking moment being a total self-righteous hater so I’m sure Rosie Knows Best. I should get some men’s tighty whiteys and an bleached denim jacket and then I might be able to comment.