Sienna Miller Is Charitable

When Sienna Miller isn’t busy tying up her jeans with twine stolen from one of Captain Jack Sparrow’s sailing vessels, she’s busy making the pretense of caring by making the tremendous sacrifice of donating her Sundance freebies for a good cause:

“And it makes you feel guilty. I did get given some stuff that I didn’t ask for necessarily… then I found out that you can actually give it to this company that auctions it on EBay and gives the money for charity.” So here, according to staffers at the various swag suites, are the things that may be popping up on the online auction site, courtesy of Ms. Miller: From the Fred Segal boutique, $300 in Le Mystère Lingerie panties, which they said Miller took after telling them she’d forgotten to pack her “knickers”; $200 boots by Earth shoes; a $400 Portolano brown cashmere shawl; and a $450 Linea Pelle handbag. From the Kari Feinstein Style Lounge, a $1,200 Melrose Mac laptop, which staffers said Miller was “very excited” to take. From the Jessica Meisels Marquee Lounge, $8,000 of Lia Sophia jewelry, an $800 Botkier bag and $900 in Dermalogica skin care products, which she was delighted to receive, according to those present, because she’s been traveling for a month and has run out of “everything.”

She’s is going to be pissed when she finds out the company is just me scheming to get stuff. You might call it stealing, I call it entrepeneurship. Like homeless people really need designer panties and pashminas.