Tag: Britney’s It

Leave it to La Spears to show up to Fashion Week with the tags from her dress still hanging on:

Did she pick up that little schmatte over at the K-Mart and need to exchange it later for some Cheetos and Pampers? Is she not a millionaire? Usually Fashion Houses will send celebrities free outfits for them to rock during Fashion Week, but I am assuming the only outfits Britney got were ones from The Best Little Whorehouse Outfitter In Texas. Perhaps she was just to busy looking for her panties and trying to figure out which baby bottle has the Grey Goose Vodka and which one has the water for the kid’s formula that she didn’t have time to cut off those tags. She’s a single mom now, you know. Don’t you judge her.