Jennifer Aniston To Copy Angelina Jolie

Can’t beat ‘em? Then join ‘em, like Jennifer Aniston as she plots to adopt her own little bundle of joy. Take that, Pitt!

Jen’s not adopting right now, her rep insists, before adding, “she doesn’t rule out the possibility in the future.” But according to the pal, “It could be weeks, not months, before Jen becomes a mother. She’s meeting with adoption lawyers, and she’s telling everyone to get ready — it’s going to happen soon!”

First a new nose and now a new baby? Good for Jen, nothing says “I’m ok with the fact my husband left me for a woman whose exotic natural good looks and penchant for adopting children pale in comparison to my Friends reruns and relationship with that guy who was in Swingers that looks pretty puffy and strung out lately but I don’t care! I’m ok! Promise! The baby will make it all better!”

Sure it will, Aniston. Good luck with all of that. What was the point of fixing that deviated septum in your schnozz so you could get a good night’s sleep if a baby is going to toss all that out the window? Oh, because it was purely cosmetic. Gotcha. Good cover!