Paris Hilton Is A Swan

More like an ugly duckling. Her neck looks freakishly long with that bling wrapped around it like it’s keeping her head attached to her body. First it was Mena Suvari with the skull shaping tribal practic and now it’s Paris with the neck stretching:

I smell a trend here with celebrities adopting indigenous tribal body modification, soon there will be a kiosk at the mall that sells neck coils that match your cell phone and iPod cover.