Britney Spears Is Bald

In addition to panties and common sense, Britney Spears has now lost her hair. The embattle pop princess showed up to a Los Angeles tattoo parlour looking like a concentration camp inmate before inking her wrist with a set of red lips. Is this supposed to be some act to help her get back on the path to normalcy? Did she look at a picture of Mr. Clean and think “I gotta get me that look!”? Oooh, wouldn’t it be awesome if it turned out she had a brain tumour and that’s what was making her all crazy marrying Cletus Federline and puking in limos? Even if it isn’t true, she should still be telling people that because getting lice from Paris Hilton isn’t gonna win her any points with the public.