Tara Reid’s New Bod: Not Too Shabby

Well looky what we have here! No abs sculpted out of Silly Putty. No nipple hanging out about to fall off into someone’s drink. Dare I say Tara Reid looks…hot? I know! It’s like we’re living in some sort of Bizarro World where cats drive cars around solving mysteries and nothing is as it really seems. Somebody get her surgeon’s number to Michael Jackson ASAP because if he can fix that hot mess, then he pretty much can pull off the miracle it would take to keep his face from sliding off.