Harry Potter Wears A Turtleneck

Click on the so very NSFW jump to see what I’m talking about.

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I imagined it would be bigger, for some reason. Like he could enchant it to be larger than a babies arm.

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  1. jerrisha kennedy-harris said,

    February 25, 2007 @ 8:19 pm
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    baby i like ur penis i dun care wat other pple say about it ill handle it like a pro

  2. joseph malowe said,

    March 1, 2007 @ 6:14 am
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    you a cute harry. would want to have more of your nude posters posted to my e mail. i support u. from zimbabwe. though i m gay i believe i love u and hope u will grant my wish above

  3. david said,

    March 9, 2007 @ 8:10 am
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    adorei seu penis queria poder chupar ele até você gozar na minha boca

  4. daniel said,

    March 9, 2007 @ 8:11 am
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    quero que vc me coma quero chupar seu penis até vc gozar em mim

  5. John Apple said,

    March 18, 2007 @ 10:11 pm
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    In case you haven’t noticed, Dan has a cock ring on so he can maintaine a semi. He does have a wonderful penis.

  6. aun said,

    March 20, 2007 @ 11:35 pm
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    Harry
    So Sexy

  7. Dave said,

    April 9, 2007 @ 6:46 pm
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    I would love to suck that sexy uncut cock and have is cum all over my face and in my mouth

  8. Nick said,

    April 9, 2007 @ 6:47 pm
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    sexy dick

  9. Dominic said,

    April 9, 2007 @ 6:49 pm
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    You have some very sexy armpit hair and i would love to have your cock in my mouth cuming all over my face you have some pretty hot nipples also

  10. Chris said,

    June 10, 2007 @ 8:12 pm
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    U are so fucking hot i wan to see more idc that u have a small dick i want u to post more pics and send them to my email please

  11. steph said,

    August 25, 2007 @ 9:56 am
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    When I see this dick and this body.. I am sooo happy with my own boyfriend!! .. not that Harry is realy uglie.. but he issn’t a prinses too ;)

  12. Tom H said,

    May 3, 2008 @ 5:30 am
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    OMFG!! i would just love to have his long smooth erect penis rubbing across my hot sticky cock! then him thrusting it in my mouth and squirting his fresh stick sperm into my warm open mouth! mmmmmmmmm

  13. bob said,

    May 15, 2008 @ 4:02 am
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    that is so hot

  14. Kattee said,

    June 10, 2008 @ 5:43 pm
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    HOLY SHIT
    SO FUCKIN SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. ching chong said,

    June 20, 2008 @ 4:24 am
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    omg. i is asian and penis my bigger than is. i love you horse

  16. Lauren said,

    June 25, 2008 @ 8:43 am
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    people need to learn how to spell and use proper english. also.

    he is little

  17. Michael said,

    June 27, 2008 @ 12:10 am
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    what a hottie

  18. Josh said,

    June 28, 2008 @ 4:06 pm
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    so r all u guys who made comments about him being hot gay? how old r u guys?

  19. Ben said,

    July 7, 2008 @ 5:45 am
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    Well josh I’m gay…

    I don’t think he’s overly hot, but would still go him!!!

  20. May said,

    July 9, 2008 @ 11:49 pm
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    hey you sick people, he’s a kid . you’re all just perverts.

  21. bunny said,

    July 12, 2008 @ 2:14 pm
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    he’s not circumcised…weird…

  22. buster rubble said,

    July 13, 2008 @ 4:12 am
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    Why is it weird that he’s not circumcised? 80% of the world are uncircumcised!

  23. coco69 said,

    July 13, 2008 @ 12:20 pm
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    oh harry u make my cock go wingardium leviosa

  24. coco69 said,

    July 13, 2008 @ 2:53 pm
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    how i would love to cup his sorcerer’s stones whilst i enter his chamber of secrets

  25. chaosduck17 said,

    July 14, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
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    Sorry, Harry, but your tiny wand just doesn’t do it for me. I don’t deal with little pranksters, I need a Sirius Black!

  26. a said,

    July 21, 2008 @ 9:08 am
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    jadore ton penis

  27. teruteru said,

    July 22, 2008 @ 9:05 pm
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    man, i would love to suck that cock all day, and have it in my ass all night. suck all that cum in my mouth. mmm

  28. pat said,

    July 23, 2008 @ 8:33 pm
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    I wonder if Daniel Radcliffe is Bi Sexual

  29. Lily said,

    August 3, 2008 @ 6:13 pm
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    i would agree with may. are all you GUYS a bunch of 40 year old pervert/pedaphiles???????

  30. Nicole said,

    August 12, 2008 @ 10:24 pm
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    Dude harry is so hott. but yeah he is over the age of 18 so these people or not cho mos. and who says harry is small?! IVE SEEN small and that is not bad at all considering that he has a semi, and his semi is average size imagine what he is hard!!
    i would so blow him.
    if i had a penis it would be growin like i just drank some skele-grow!

  31. sara said,

    August 15, 2008 @ 6:31 am
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    hi

  32. Henry said,

    August 17, 2008 @ 2:41 am
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    If only he had a boner to see how big tht nice sexy ass cock really was.Damn Daniel u should make a porn movie because tht dick is to good to hide.

  33. Gerry 6969 said,

    August 19, 2008 @ 5:15 am
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    hey sexy boy jst wundrin if ur gay and if u suck dick caus i would lk u 2 suck mine and me suck urs

  34. Fran Franić said,

    August 20, 2008 @ 8:01 am
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    you have a nice new magic stick or this is new nimbus 2008?

  35. Ryan Thompson said,

    August 26, 2008 @ 1:01 am
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    Its fake, unfortunately. The lower half of the photo is actually the lower half of a publicity photo of porn star Carlo Festa. The picture of Festa was mirrored. Good editing job, though.

    http://www.alsgaypornstars.com/images/carlofesta1.jpg

  36. Jenny said,

    September 19, 2008 @ 9:18 pm
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    I like it! You can tell he’s a grower. Very Nice…. ;D

  37. Joe said,

    September 25, 2008 @ 12:40 am
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    Umm, it kinda looks like a growth. Yuck. I’ve seen way better.

  38. my_whey said,

    September 25, 2008 @ 12:49 pm
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    OMG hes so hot, I want him in my ass.

    BUT HES WEARING A COCK RING TO KEEP HIS COCK FROM SHRINKING DOWN TO TINY PROPPORSIONS LMAO

    HE MAKES ME SO HORNY THOUGH

  39. Henry said,

    September 28, 2008 @ 11:08 am
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    his dick is small, or is it not errected?

  40. xx13blackrose said,

    September 30, 2008 @ 7:43 pm
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    You people are shallow… not to mention MORONS! Why can’t you people see that this is art!? It’s not about his penis. Why does the world have to be so stupid?.. no wait, it’s all the people in it that are stupid… Idiots! learn how to spell!!

  41. Wow you are all gay said,

    October 2, 2008 @ 11:57 pm
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    you all watch way to much harry potter man….and plus that red headed bitch is way hotter than harry ugly ass….pfffft id even tap voldemort before id tap harry…id even tap dumbeldore…id even tap…hagrad….ahahhahahahaha just kidding i watch to much harry potter to i just think gay sex is narsty…i would tap hermiony though

  42. Chloe said,

    October 9, 2008 @ 7:52 pm
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    Sexy picture, my friend is actually getting the poster and putting it on his wall. You have a nice body Mr. Radcliffe

  43. i Luv DANIEL!!! said,

    October 16, 2008 @ 1:20 pm
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    omg so fcking hot im 14 but god damn i want to suck on that cock. shit hes so fucking hot….im sweating and im erected. god i wish i could see him now and ask if hes gay or bi either way its good for me… mmmmmm i wish i can taste it right now~ :O my mouth is open daniel im waiting hehe

  44. Hannah said,

    November 14, 2008 @ 9:50 am
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    Wow sexy daniel although dat lad is right it is fake but who cares if it’s small it’s wot u can do with it that counts ;) twit twoo

  45. Nogait said,

    November 17, 2008 @ 5:24 pm
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    Daniel… no ofense but my penis is atlest two times bigger than your, and i am but 14… So, maby you sould look intoo another career than you showing your cock.

  46. Katie said,

    December 8, 2008 @ 10:38 pm
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    OHMYGOD

    i’d SO fuck him anywhere, anytime.
    & i’d fuck it HARD
    hes so fucking sexy! im hella turned on right now.

  47. Jesusiyo said,

    December 16, 2008 @ 8:49 pm
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    he is so fine like that he has a gorgeous body from top to bottom

  48. lillian said,

    February 1, 2009 @ 6:24 am
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    OMG this makes me go sooo horny, he’s just so sexy and perfect!
    Damn I would give him a blowjob right here, right now

  49. Joseph said,

    April 10, 2009 @ 9:40 am
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    I could suck that all day, I don’t care where it goes in me. I just want to handle it and handle him!

  50. Thomas said,

    April 14, 2009 @ 2:41 am
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    Holy Fuck! I just want to take his huge uncut badongadong and shove it down my throat until he fires warm love into my stomach so I can puke it out and then jack off with this concoction of Harry’s cum and my stomach fluids.

  51. Elizabeth said,

    April 23, 2009 @ 4:08 pm
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    UH…this is gross. he is def hot but not with a uncircumsized worm penis

  52. Guy1 said,

    May 22, 2009 @ 5:18 pm
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    Omg, I wish he would cum all over my face and i could lick him up them suck him so hard for ever. then shove my huge cock up his tight ass and fuck him so hard and never fucking stop
    omg im gonna wank over this
    any you guys wanna pm??

  53. Anonyme said,

    July 11, 2009 @ 9:20 pm
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    Everybody knows that you can’t judge a penis on his flaccid size… You must be in erection to see the real size. There is a big difference between the two sizes. Every guy has a “little” penis like this, when flaccid or semi-hard, excepted some men, but it’s an handicap. Don’t you learn anything at school in sexual classes?

  54. you suckers said,

    August 22, 2009 @ 2:10 am
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    HAHAHA THIS PHOTO IS AN EDITED FAKE!!!!

    Its fake, unfortunately. The lower half of the photo is actually the lower half of a publicity photo of porn star Carlo Festa. The picture of Festa was mirrored. Good editing job, though.

    http://www.alsgaypornstars.com/images/carlofesta1.jpg

  55. DD said,

    September 13, 2009 @ 3:48 am
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    i think its a fake but if it is not so then dan’s fake is wonderfull.
    i m a gay, i like it

  56. Dominique said,

    December 8, 2009 @ 7:01 pm
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    Ya’ll gay people are NASTY.He is SEXY but his dick is WAY to small for me. How are you suppose to get any plesure from THAT.

  57. man said,

    January 17, 2010 @ 7:07 pm
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    i think you dont really know that there are 3 types of penis one is a micropenis its very small and not typical its a genetical mistake, then there is a type of penis which is small but gains almost 150% of length while gettin hard, and then there is a penis which is long and doesnt gain much more length while gettin hard

  58. Churned said,

    February 8, 2010 @ 9:37 am
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    that is so obviously photoshopped!!!!!!!

  59. thomas said,

    February 17, 2010 (4 weeks ago) @ 3:20 pm
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    im not gay but his dick is WOW i want to blow his wonderful cock

  60. harry butz said,

    February 27, 2010 (3 weeks ago) @ 10:47 pm
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    1)This is fake.
    2)Daniel Radcliffe is Jewish so he is probably circumcised.
    3)That is a perfectly fine unerect penis. Saying it is “too small” is beyond ridiculous unless you’re a slutty whore with a stretched out vag or ass.
    4)The majority of the comments on here sound like they were written by illiterate, slutty 14 olds…grow up.

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