James Blunt and Petra Nemcova Pull A Lizzie Grubman

If we’ve learned anything from celebrities apart from how fun it is to whore yourself out, it’s not to stand in their way if they are trying to get to their champagne and caviar dinner parties in their solid gold chariots pulled by angels. If you choose not to heed this advice, you might run the risk of ending up like the poor James Blunt fan who was just wanting an autograph and ended up with a broke ass foot instead. The wreck has been officially classified as a hit and run and LAPD are opening a full investigation.

Besides, him and girlfriend Petra Nemcova are smoking the crack anyway, I mean look at her and then look at him. It’s like The Elephant Man dates Aphrodite!