American Idol Nudie Cutie Scandal

I am by no means a fan of American Idol, but I am a fan of naive girls posing for tacky and topless pictures, so in the spirit of celebrating me, I present Idol finalist Antonella Barba’s imitation of Jessica Simpson’s Rolling Stone cover from when she wasn’t a total joke:

 

This isn’t even funny. I mean, it just looks like she works for one of those housecleaning services where women will Mop n’ Glo in the nude for an extra 10 bucks and hour. For some crazy offensive NSFW shots of La Barbarella(trademark mine!) click on the jump. These colors don’t run.

Sweet Merciful Crap, these were taken at the WWII memorial!

 

That is so wrong on so many levels it’s like a whole skyscraper of wrongocity.

Good luck to Barbarella there even if she doesn’t make the Idol cut, I’m sure there’s some sleazy porn web producer willing to give her another shot at infamy. A shot of Man Chutney, that is.