Madonna Forgets Who She Used To Be

Wow, Madonna is such a hypocrite when it comes to her chidren! No, not her little adopted one the dad wanted returned, this is a case of the Pot calling the Kettle skank: My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans that are so tight she can’t bend her knees in them. I have a go at her and say, ‘Can’t you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day. And please wear a belt because I don’t want to see your butt crack when you bend over.’"

What! For reals? Honey, when you were Lourdes’ age you performed in the school talent show naked save some Day-Glo paint and now you are getting douchey over some low risers? Oh, Madonna. It’s like we don’t even know you anymore with your purple velvet Shakespeare Stripper outfits and such.