Rachael Ray’s Tasty Bite

Camp Ray-Tard Fans rejoice, for your Queen was recently attacked and gnawed upon while walking her precious pit bull Isaboo:

“This dog came up - there was no owner in sight - and became aggressive. Rachael and some others shooed it away, but it came back and attacked Isaboo. Other dogs were involved, and Rachael jumped in and was bit by one of the dogs on the leg. A nurse was in the park and checked her out. She’s fine.”

She got chomped on by a ramdom animal and didn’t bother to visit a doctor or anything? Does this mean she might get rabies? I would love to be watching her show and suddenly she’s foaming at the mouth. Oh, wait. That happens all the time to her anyway. I’m not surprised the dogs are rising up against La Ray, she seems to really enjoy poisoning them by filling her dog food recipes with onions, a know toxin to dogs that cause premature blood cell ruptures. This is just their payback.