Naomi Campbell on Janitor Duty

Those of us looking forward to some great press shots of our ill-tempered Naomi Campbell out in public picking up trash will have to settle for some great mental images.

After being sentenced to 5 days of community service for the thrashing of her ex-maid, Naomi will now be mopping the floors of a sanitary warehouse Monday to Friday, starting March 19th.

If you don’t remember the incident that has landing the superbitch in luke warm soap water, we’ll refresh your memory.

After failing to find a particular pair of jeans last year, Naomi accused her housemaid, Ana Scolavino, of stealing them. In a fit of mobile rage previously only fitting for Australian actors like Russell Crowe, she flung her phone and struck her maid in the head, “accidently” [or so she claimed in court].

Although Campbell will have to wear a safety vest, gloves and big boots, she won’t be worked too hard. The Lower East Side warehouse will be weary of a lawsuit if the model happens to break a nail or something.

Naomi is still scheduled to two sessions of anger-management therapy.

It’s a shame she’s not doing anything in public. If she was smart she would turn this disgrace into great publicity, ala Kate Moss and cocaine or Tyra Banks turning being called ’fat’ into a week long series on her talk show.

If Naomi came out in a stunning custom-made street-cleaner outfit while sweeping gutters with a big grin, she’d have the public in the palm of her hands.

Some people just don’t see a publicity opportunity like I do.