Madonna Attends The Britney School Of Mommying

Madge, Madge, Madge! Little David Banda is not the first Holy Infant in your entourage and you aren’t some twenty something dim bulb so why are you taking a cue from Britney and riding around with him in your lap coming back from Kabbalah services?

“There was no car seat,” a source tells Us. “She sat in the middle row, and they left with David on her lap.” Reps for the legendary singer/children’s book author tell Us that “proper security measures are always taken for Madonna’s children.”

We need you to be a role model for moms right now, Mad, not some flibberty gibbit who steals babies in the dead of night using their star power to get the accessory du jour of a interracial adoption then tries to kill them by smooshing them into the front seat. Leave the Mommie Dearest act to Joan Crawford and buckle King David up good and proper.