Rosie O’Donnell Hangs Out

Rosie O’Donnell bravely revealed to her viewing audience that she has suffered from clinical depression since the Columbine High School Massacre. Her therapy includes anti-depressants(oh, you know her little lovey Tom Cruise is not going to be thrilled with that one!)and hanging upside down like a sleeping vampire bat. I’m not joking!

When she began taking antidepressants, O’Donnell, 44, said she began yoga and “inversion therapy,” where she hangs upside down by a swing for 15 to 30 minutes a day. She demonstrates it on “The View.”

Upside down? That’s so not healthy for a normal person, let alone a whale of a woman like Rosie. I mean, doesn’t her head pop off? From all the smug self-righteousness? You thought I was going to say weight, didn’t you? You make me sick.

None of this is helping her latest feud with American Idol, either. The most popular tv show in the nation has banned their clips from The View after Rosie smarted off calling the show “wacist and weightist.”

You mean “wacist” like when Baba Wawa has black people on and asks to touch their hair like it’s some exotic fabric the likes of which has never been felt by a honky? Because I’m sure the ACLU would love to chat about that over some coffee.