Jessica Simpson to join Adoption Trend

Not wanting to be left out of something that’s in fashion, Jessica Simpson has expressed interest in adopting a child, just like her acting and singing idols.

According to Page Six, it’s her dogs that have given her the confidence in herself to raise people from infantcy.

Should someone tell her you have to a little more than just ‘walk’ babies?

I’m actually a little fearful. I know celebs have nannies and caretakers and midwives, but this kid would still be under the control of Jessica Simpson. That’s worrying.

A lot of her stupidity was caught on camera, imagine all the stupid junk she gets up to while not on TV!

However, again, I’d like to suggest Australia as a possible country for adoption. There are a lot of great young people here who wouldn’t mind being wisked away to Hollywood. Jess, you could set a new trend of adopting over 20 year olds with parents. Imagine the publicity!