Paris And Nicole To Scar Fat Kids For Life

Seriously. This is either the worst idea in the history of reality television or a sign of the apocalypse. Nicole and Paris are hitting the counseling circuit to ensure some plump little miss comes home with the eating disorder Mommie Dearest paid good money for her to cultivate:

“They are going to be camp counselors at one camp in the Southern California Mountains,” says an E! spokesperson. “The camp has five different themes. Each week will be a different theme. And yes, one week is a weight loss/fitness camp. It’s not a fat camp.”

You can call it anything you want, it’s still a bunch of Chubby Buddies running around dreaming about Snickers Bars and Big Macs, neither of which has passed through the digestive system of the Simpletons since the early 80’s. I smell a lawsuit. Or maybe that’s just my toilet backing up. I’m pretty sure it’s the same scent.