Ryan Phillipe + Ashlee Simpson = WHY?!

The lesser Simpson, Ashlee, somehow got recently divorced Ryan Phillipe’s attention while at LA’s Les Deux club. And I have to ask, How did she do that?

If there was a league rating system in Hollywood, these two would be worlds apart. Now, it’s not like our good looking actors don’t mind slumming every now and then, but Ryan should be getting in with someone with at least a career!

Oh, the details.

Well at the club they reportedly flirted for hours, which I generally take with a grain of salt. However, after that they stepped off into a ‘private area’ for an hour, returning into public eye ‘desheveled’.

After leaving seperately, Ryan made his way to Ashlee’s home where he spent the night.

What in God’s name is going on with this guy? Both their careers are in dirt right now, they need to be looking for a way up! How much did he have to drink anyway? The important details are always lost.

I’m convinced Ryan is using Ashlee to get to Jessica. That’s my opinion. If not, he actually thought she was Jess on the night.