Sanjaya Malakar: The Conspiracy

Little Sanjaya Malakar is so the Little American Idol Contestant That Could! He can’t sing, Simon says he’ll quit if he wins, he’s got as much stage prescence as a block of Velveeta but week after week, he stays in the mix. The Hula Doing Hunk owes much of his success to Howard Stern’s ringing endorsement and the adoration of the Idol ‘tween set. The Malakrazy Kids are burning up their Razrs and Blackberries to keep Sanjaya hulaing for Paula’s amusement. The Indian community has also thrown their support behind SJ as the first Indian contestant in the show’s history. Idol Alum Della Terza weighs in on what’s keeping Sanjaya and his insane hairstyles in the spotlight”My prediction is that Sanjaya will probably go home this week because the producers don’t want him on the tour,” he said. “Will Sanjaya get the least amount of votes this week? I don’t know. I think the producers are working overtime backstage to make sure Sanjaya is the one who will go home any way they can.”

I don’t care if he wins, I just want him to get a hairdo that doesn’t look like he styled it with a wet finger and an electrical socket.