Cruise pissing off Katie and the Beckhams

A source for US Weekly Magazine is talking about Cruise newlywed, Katie Holmes, becoming frustrated with Tom’s stranglehold on her activities.

"Katie has been crying over the phone," the source told US Weekly. "She’s frustrated. Tom is denying her every single thing. Once, Katie and Victoria talked on the phone for four hours."

Apparently Tom’s been on the phone to the Beckhams as well, reportedly on their back, particularly Victoria, to join his Scientology cult.

"Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology," says the source. "Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get them to join the church."

Although Cruise’s rep denies this claim, HollywoodSnark will now speculate what those messages may have said:

I’m going to put you through to Xenu…

Can I bring my E-Meter around?

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away….