Starving For Sanjaya

Jesus, and you thought Simon hated Sanjaya! Now there’s a MySpace denizen on a HUNGER STRIKE until Sanjaya is booted from the most popular show on television:

Identifying herself only as “J,” she is now four days into a hunger strike, saying, “I have no problems with Sanjaya personally, he seems like a very personable and charming young man. However, he does NOT belong on ‘American Idol.’” Preach it, sister! After Tuesday night’s episode, “J” wrote, “Sanjaya did come out of his shell a bit tonight like the judges said. However, his voice was horrific. He screamed through the entire song and jumped around like a manic person. Nice kid, nice kid, but not for ‘American Idol.’” “J” says she is definitely hungry now, but is drinking a lot of fluids. She also says she is “having slight hallucinations.” It’s almost like watching him without fasting.

Aren’t hunger strikes supposed to be for really important causes, like war or the abuse of human rights? I mean, his hair is pretty fugly, but I don’t think that’s anywhere close to being a Crime Against Humanity. Priorities, people!