Not Pleased with Mexican Orphans, Jessica Simpson donates a Minivan

Just when we thought Jessica Simpson was ready to adopt like a good celebrity, she decides to leave all the kids at a Mexican orphanage she visited this week.

Although the orphans were disappointing Jess, she did manage to donate her minivan, which she received as a gift, for FREE, mid last year. Weak.

I bet those kids thought it was their lucky day, assuming they keep up to date with celeb adoptions like we do.

No adoption, no jewelry, and not all that generous considering she’s sold Gold and Platinum albums since she debuted in 99 [plus movie, tour and reality tv money etc etc].