Lindsay Still Enjoying Father Issues

Robbie Williams and Lindsay Lohan? The Rehab Wonder Twins that can activate into the form of a pile of white powder and tiny silver spoon? This is going to end badly.

I like how going to rehab seemed to make La Lohan more determined to end up face down in the gutter, taking time out of her busy schedule of dancing and snorting to deliver a scathing missive to her jailbird Daddy-o:

“You still haven’t changed,” Lohan reportedly told dad Michael. “Don’t go near my mother ever again.”

Linds then proceeded to arrange Barbie and Ken in the Malibu Dream House while sobbing “you guys are my real mom and dad and you’ll never ever get divorced or throw stuff or make me get massive grapefruits implanted on my chest or write songs about me!” Then she had some chocolate milk with vodka in it and passed out.