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Peter Andre Isn’t Dead

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I won’t lie. I may have wanted this to be true. But that was 15 years ago. Now I really couldn’t care less what Peter Andre is up to.

I understand he’s discovered the genius marketing opportunity that is reality tv with his new wife, Jordan. However, he’s still a twat to me.

Rumors spread this week about his death, and I thought to myself, "I should care, but I just don’t".

Instead it turns out Pete’s just in hospital for viral meningitus, in a stable condition.

I’d say, ‘get well soon’ but again, I just don’t care.

Courtney Love to Scrape Bottom of Cobain Barrell

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There’s only so long you can live off Hole royalties and drunken talk show appearances. Particularly when you have a few thousand dollar a day drug habit.

Courtney Love is looking to auction off almost all of her late husband Kurt Cobain’s possessions because their daughter, Francis Bean, no longer wants them. The only things not being sold is a sweater and the paper which Kurt wrote the lyrics for Smells Like Teen Spirit.

That smells like she’s saving those items for that special rainy day.

Love claims proceeds of the auction, which she is in talks with Christies about, will go to charity. This is filed under ‘very freakin sceptical’.

Larry Birkhead Raking In The Diaper Money

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‘Cause he knew Baby Dannielynn would need a new pair of diamond encrusted shoes, Larry Birkhead signed an million dollar exclusive deal with NBC shortly after the funeral of his baby momma Anna Nicole Smith. It’s why the Today Show and Access Hollywood have been smacking around the competition like a little prison bitch with all their coverage of the World’s Most Famous Daddy And Daughter Duo.

Monica’s Lil Thug Rock

R&B songstress Monica has been catching hell over at Celebrity Baby Blog for dressing her son like a Mini Biggie Smalls(Smallie Biggs?) in Rocawear and Sean John with matching bandannas. People are acting like they gave him a gun to go with his sippy cup! He looks ready to mug the kids on the playground for their juice boxes. rodney_rocafella2.jpg She basically said she dresses him like that because he’s black and all black men dress that way. That’s not true. All black men who live in the ghetto, or wish they did, who have guns or sell drugs, or enjoy the glorification of all of that, dress that way. Why would you want that for your 2-year-old? Its sad when you use the color of your skin as an excuse to dress your child like someone who is such a bad example for who a child should want to grow up to be. rodney_seanjean.jpg I think he looks darling, but that’s probably because my mother dressed me in a flour sack until I was in the 5th grade. Monica was quick to defend her fashion choices: How he dresses reflects nothing that I teach him. Morals and values are instilled in our home and in our lives. And for those that choose to speak negative, I simply must say take a look at self and dissect the problems within before you try to look at my life and dissect mine. My son is loved, blessed, favored by God and supported by many. I bet you dollars to Doogie Howser, M.D.s that the same people crowing about Lil Rock’s outfits are the same one who dress their 10 year old daughters in thongs and buy them Bratz dolls. Nothing like a little Prosti-tot hypocrisy to flavor-pardon me flava your day.

Lawsuit Saturday!

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First on the docket is Perez Hilton who got nailed with 25 civil counts by a bevy of photo agencies banded together against The Queen OF All Media:

On April 23, five paparazzi agencies in the U.S. filed a multi-million dollar suit against Lavandeira at U.S. District Court in Los Angeles. In the statement of claim – nearly 100 pages long – Splash, Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, INF and London Entertainment Pictures allege that Lavandeira unlawfully publishes their copyright-protected photos without consent, payment or credit. The agencies are seeking more than $7 million (U.S.) in damages as well as fees and legal costs. They also want a court to seize Lavandeira’s profits and order him to remove all their images from PerezHilton.com. Chris Doherty, president of INF, said: “Perez Hilton is making a mockery of the copyright laws in this country and all over the world, and it is now time for the U.S. legal system to recognize this and put a stop to it.”

Next up to bat is Jennifer Love Hewitt who got bitch slapped by her former management company:

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Handprint Management alleges that J-Love breached her contract, and claims her career had been stalled prior to landing a role on the hit series. They say their work brought her “back to national prominence as a television star.”

Wait, what? Star? Oh, yeah. Party of Five. Wait, does that count? She was just Bailey’s little plaything.


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