Nickelodeon’s Kid’s Choice Awards Turn Into Source Awards

Remember last year at the Nickelodeon’s Kid’s Choice Awards when LiLo showed wearing a potato sack without any panties?

And everyone was all shocked, like it couldn’t get worse that Lohan’s girly bits on display for the ‘tween set? It totally did! There was a SHOOTING at the Kid’s Choice Awards and no, it wasn’t a April Fool’s Day Joke like I wanted it to be:

Suspected gang members opened fire on a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards after-party early Sunday, wounding three and scattering 200 mostly teenage attendees, police said. The shooting occurred at about 12:30 a.m. at a drapery store rented for the party in the western part of the city, said Los Angeles police Lt. Roger Deranian. The party was thrown by someone who had attended the awards, but was not an official Nickelodeon function and had no celebrity guests, Deranian said. At least one person opened fire with an automatic weapon on the crowd after the group of five was denied entry to the party, Deranian said.

What can you do as a follow up to such depravity? Is someone going to take hostages at The Wiggles concert? Will Dora the Explorer be caught smuggling a case of cocaine into the country? Won’t somebody please think of the children????