Win A Date With Brody Jenner!

The clever bastards over at Scope have figured out a way to make gargling cool again by sponsoring a contest where you can win a date with Brody Jenner. All you have to do is a submit a video entry ensuring Brody doesn’t get stuck with a total uggo. The only way I’d enter this thing is if there was a clause specifying he’d bring his stepsister Kim Kardashian along and he promised to stay fifty feet away from us at all times. No amount of mouthwash in the world is going to scour the remnants of Nicole Richie, Lauren Conrad and Kristen Cavallari’s sloppy seconds germs.