Heather Mills: I’m No Golddigger

Dancing Machine Lady McCartney sobbed her heart out to Ryan Seacrest this morning over the uglisciousness of her impending divorce battle:

I could have gone down that path of lowering myself to everyone else’s level … and proven my innocence, All I did was fall in love with somebody — madly — and give up my life for seven years, you know…. and then to be vilified for it? I’m actually quite shocked. “If I was a gold digger, I would be a very wealthy woman now … and I’m not.”

Give it about ten minutes after the divorce is final, Heather, and you’ll be able to buy anything your one legged heart desires. If you haven’t been watching Dancing With The Stars, check it out! Heather’s an *amazing* dancer, she even pulled a upside down flip last week, and yes, her leg stayed put.