Three 6 Mafia Make An R. Kelly Video On Jennifer Hewitt’s Lawn

Super Ghetto Fabulous rappers Three 6 Mafia moved The Black Progress Chart back about one toiletful’s worth when they stopped to take a pee break on Party of Five alum Jennifer Love Hewitt’s front lawn while the playa hatas were filming their new MTV reality show Adventures in HollyHood. Hewitt ended up having the boys in the hood booted from the Toluca Lake suburb, so they had to set up shop in Bel-Air. Ordinarily, I would feel sorry for anyone who had a impromptu sprinkler system installed, especially one with the capacity to invoke the race card and if anyone even breathes a whisper or racism, I’m going to come piss on their yard and then we can talk with the NAACP, if so inclined. But I still kind of hate Jennifer Love Hewitt for for having perky boobs and the fact my boyfriend called out her name during sex one time.