Today In Sanjaya Malakar News

The Sanjaya Malakar Effect has caused a curious ripple across Hollywood polorizing the view of American Idol’s whipping boy du jour. On one hand, the ‘tweens and teens love him that’s making record exec rub their hands together greedily with a Shaun Cassidy/Leif Garrett plan of action. On the other side, you have J, the Hunger Striking MySpacer who had to end her protest agains SJ when doctors intervened plus Simon Cowell’s empty real threat to walk if the oddly coiffed one wins. You can even get yourself a t-shirt to commemorate the nail biting mystery of He Who Luaus:

I’d put “get drunk and prank call Richard Gere by making hamster noises”, but that’s not really a plan so much as it is a daily occurence.

Check out a naked member of Sanjaya’s family after the jump. It’s not like his grandma or anything, so just go look.

It’s his sister. Let’s not sully the moment with talk of duets.