Anna Nicole’s Final Film To Be Released At Cannes

WHAT!? When I read that I almost spit my coffee all over my keyboard. I mean, I know she’s dead and that’s a travesty and God Bless Dannielynn and all that shizzle but Cannes? This is the foreign equivalent of Marisa Tomei winning the Oscar for My Cousin Vinny.

In the movie, Anna is one of three aliens who “morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect the earth from the intergalactic forces of evil.” The cinematic gem’s stellar cast also includes Joanie “Chyna Doll” Laurer and “Dynasty” star John James.

Somewhere, Kim Basinger is feeling totally ripped off for not getting her shot to walk the red carpet at one of the most prestigious film festivals for her cinematic masterpiece that was My Stepmother’s An Alien

*EDIT* I just got word from the fabulous folks over at DVD Dossier that Illegal Aliens won’t be premiering at the actual festival itself but rather the Cannes Film Market, a showy wheelings and dealings affair seperate from the prestige and whatnot. So we can all sleep soundly knowing Cannes will be filled with all the pretentious highbrow flicks that hipsters will dissect with cutting remarks.