I’m Sorry Miss Jackson(Oooh)I Am For Real

Since LaToya couldn’t get anyone a steady paycheck going with Armed and Famous plus the fact that only God knows where Tito has been in the last couple of decades the Jackson Family is bringing their trademarked brand of total anarchy to the reality show scene:

CBS has made an eight-episode commitment to the show, which will be called Pop Dynasty and feature the three Jacksons as celebrity judges in a talent competition format similar to Idol.

Why in the name of L. Ron Hubbard would you want to put you and your family into the same category as the most vicious abusers of plastic surgery, Super Bowl and little boy strippings? Aren’t relatives embarassing enough without trying to get crunk like the Von Trapps? As you might suspect, Janet and Michael will not even be getting close to the set of this delicious train wreck forthwith. I’d rather be compared to the Manson family than admit my peoples were anything close to that shizz.