Paris And The Manny

Oh, Perry. What are you doing kicking it with scary transvestite celebutante Paris Hilton?

Was the Britney Train To C-List Infamy just not going fast enough for you?

You seem like such a nice, normal laddie and I do hate to see you ruin yourself by contracting all of the STD’s Paris has swimming about her person. Don’t you know she’s got ones medical science has yet to name? Just get yourself some Cipro, a Brillo Pad, Clorox Bleach and get the hell outta dodge before your Hoo-Ah falls off from just breathing the same air as her.