Posh To Dance With The Stars?

An ABC sourced has gushed that Victoria Beckham might be Dancing With The Stars next Heather Mills: "We really want Victoria. She’s not very popular right now, like Heather wasn’t. That’s why she’d be perfect. "Also, she might get pals like Tom Cruise and Jennifer Lopez to watch her," the source said. Thanks, but no thanks. If she gets on there, I’m just going to be mad she’s got more money than most of us will ever see in a kajillion lifetimes Oooh, wait, now if her shady looking weave was to come popping off? Now that’d be worth staying up for.