The Reclamation Of Katie Holmes

Could Mrs. Cruisazy trying to get back to her life before the Scientology Mind Control Experiment that is marriage to Top Gun? For everyone who misses the Joey Potter within, there might be good news on the horizon:

“She’s trying to make amends with her family,” says a family pal. She’s also reportedly been “secretly talking to pastors” to reconnect with her Catholic faith, and according to reports, wants to get Suri into “kiddie Catholicism” classes.

Hooray! While I am secretly thrilled she’s bring the sexy independece back, part of me knows that she isn’t going anywhere and if she ever had a thought about going back to the Pope n’ Pals with daughter in tow, Tom hit the button on the univerasal remote that controls her thoughts as well as the DVD player in the master bedroom.