Heather Mills Falls Off For Good

I like envisioning Stella McCartney at home, dressed in some killer outfit of her own design, chortling madly at the demise of her wicked stepmother of yore, Heather Mills. La Mills was given the boot earlier this week from reality show Dancing With The Stars, yo! She did a BACK FLIP and still lost. If that’s not some Simon Cowell nastiness at work, I don’t know what is. I’m ok with that, though. It just leaves more time for Apolo Anton Ohno to do things to ME that make ME go OH YES! Hehe. I said it. And now I’m a little ashamed.