Rapper Eve Busted For DUI

Hip-hop star Eve was nabbed by the 5-0 for drunk driving after she crashed her dyed-to-match-her-hair-weave gold Maserati on Hollywood Boulevard early this morning. She was taken to the police station, booked and released after Sean Penn stopped by for a visit to see how she was doing. I know! Where did that come from? Do they party together to old Madonna tunes? I’m pretty bummed about all of this, you know? I expect this sort of behaviour from Lil’ Kim and Courtney Love, but not Eve. She was always that nice kind of girl in the front row seat at church.