Peter Andre Isn’t Dead

I won’t lie. I may have wanted this to be true. But that was 15 years ago. Now I really couldn’t care less what Peter Andre is up to.

I understand he’s discovered the genius marketing opportunity that is reality tv with his new wife, Jordan. However, he’s still a twat to me.

Rumors spread this week about his death, and I thought to myself, "I should care, but I just don’t".

Instead it turns out Pete’s just in hospital for viral meningitus, in a stable condition.

I’d say, ‘get well soon’ but again, I just don’t care.