The Week In Faux Celebrity Porn

Of all the people in the world, could you IMAGINE one of the Girls from Flava Of Love Part 2: Charm School ending up with a SEX TAPE. I mean, these are some ghetto ass chicks looking to hook up with a guy best known for wearing a clock around his neck that makes Big Ben look like a Timex by getting their learn on, My Fair Lady stylo. Jennifer “Toastee” Toof stars in Toastee Exposed, a little number that highlights her sexual enthusiasm and body bending skills.

“I have decided that I could either put a lot of time, effort, and money into pursuing legal action to prevent the video’s release, or I could put a lot of time effort and money into my medical degree; I choose the latter.”, penned the reality starlet via VH1’s blog. Is there a med school that takes one dollar bills covered in body glitter?

Famous for tig ole maybe fake bitties Kim Kardashian has settled her feud with Vivid Entertainment for a reportedly $5 million dollars for the limited release of Kim Kardashian: Superstar, her interracial romp with fellow fringe of famer Ray J. I know! It made me cry, too.