Kate Moss’ Fashion Line Disaster

The Best Dressed Woman In The World designs her own clothing line sounds like a dream come true with dollar signs wearing angel wings dancing their way to the banks, right? More like a nightmare for the fashionista fans of the leggy pygmy of the runway, one Kate Moss Topshop designed by Kate Moss was an ultimate disaster with disses from head to toe. Patrons had to wait outside while Kate feted her famous friends during a cocktail party, then when civilians were finally allowed in, they were alloted twenty minutes to pick out five things, the maximum number of items purchasable by one shopper. Kate may know what she’s doing on the runway, but her fans felt otherwise when it came to transferring her signature style to the masses, reported the Daily Mail: Lila, 21, was disappointed a classic white shirt wasn’t on sale, and said she doubted the £35 sandals will last. "Once inside, I didn’t see much that I actually wanted to buy," "I felt so silly when I got home, tired and bloody broke," a 30-year-old called Layla told me. The overpriced wares were described as cheap, unflattering and poorly made, a trifecta of dissapointment for those who waited hours to get in. Kate should probably stick to what she does best, cleaning up Pete Doherty’s spilled drugs and guzzling champers like she was dying of dehydration.