Tobey Maguire And Leonardo DiCaprio, No Homo

‘Journbalist, Marlise Elizabeth Kast interviewed Toby Maquires mum the other day and subsequently told British newspaper The Daily Star, "Wendy continued to recount her liberal views, divulging how the two friends ’shared a bed and wore ribbons in their hair’".

Not to jump into the delightful imagery that adolescent Tobey and Leo conjure up, but ribbons and sharing beds isn’t cause for alarm.

When questioned DiCaprio and Maguire’s spokepersons said "It is untrure" and "This is so ridiculous I don’t feel the need to respond" respectively.

It’s fair enough if it didn’t happen, whatever. But to call it ‘ridiculous’ is a bit much. The claim isn’t exactly out-of-this-world, or even weird.

Even though I’d love to see these two good mates get hitched, it’s just not going to happen. They’re both practically engaged.

Pink ribbons doesn’t equal gay. Men touching men doesn’t equal gay.