Naomi Campbell Enjoyed Her Stint As A Commoner

After serving her community service hours for assaulting her assistant with a cell phone, Naomi Campbell enjoyed her Play A Peasant moment in the filthy light of ordinary people:

The supermodel, forced to scrub a New York Sanitation Department garage after hitting a maid with a mobile, wrote: “I find solace in sweeping.” She went on: “I have no other responsibility. I have no phone. I have the time to think. Just have, you know, peace.” Mixing with co-workers gave her a sense of perspective. Naomi, 36, wrote: “Two of the people in the room have never been on a plane. They ask me what it’s like, and I’m embarrassed to tell them I was on seven planes the week before alone. It’s so interesting to get to know so many different sorts of people.”

Never been on a plane? How do they live? Have they never eaten caviar and truffles either? This should be the new celebrity fad, you get to pretend like your life is a living hell with no money and crippling problems for a couple of days before you return to beating the sh*t about of the maid for putting the silver spoons in the wrong place at the dinner table. Good help is so hard to find.