Smelling Of Christina Aguilera

Our favorite nice girl turned skank turned plastic pinup, Christina Anguilera, is releasing her own fragrance.

Made by Procter & Gamble, the fragrance will apparently be called Simply Christina Anguilera. Or simply, Christina Aguilera. Either way it’s dumb.

Why not Genie In A Bottle?

No word yet on how it will smell. Could be anything from a sweaty crotch to my vomit after I think about her having sex with her husband.

They already have a tagline: "Sometimes it’s all you need to wear." And the bottle will be modelled on Christina’s figure.

Recently she said, "I love trying new things in my music and in fashion. To have a perfume of my own is the beginning of an exciting adventure."

Shame it’s not really a new thing since she released her own perfume last December called Xpose. But that was only available in Europe [guess it didn’t crossover].