Don Imus Porn Fund: Helping Those Who Exploit Themselves

The good people over at Kick Ass Pictures have banded together a scheme to save those who can’t save themselves: Don Imus. A dollar from the sale of “Nappy Headed Hos” the porn title will go to the Don Imus Retirement Fund under the guise that Free Speech should be defended. If Imus chooses not to accept the money, it will go to the United Negro College Fund.

What! Some rich white dude gets first dibs on money that could go to help needy black kids get an education? What the hell is this, Bizarro World? Is the telethon to help Pampered Billionaire Rock Stars very far behind?