Because A Human Life Is So Valuable: The J-Lo Files

Oh how the mighty have been skinned! Jennifer Lopez is now recieving death threats from some people who probably live in a tree and smell worse than week old socks rubbed with patchouli and bong water:

A friend of Lopez says an pro-animal extremist has recently been sending letters to Lopez, threatening “to kill her in public, just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears,” the New York Daily News reports.

This just proves you can’t put a price on vanity or idiocy. Jennifer’s people are denying any such entourage enlargements, but if I were her I’d be keeping on the downlow until these people find someone new to harass.